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Joke of the Day

"Why did the pilot hit the Alps? To get to the other side."

"Say what you like about Donald Trump.. But he's doing more than anyone else in the world to stop Donald Trump from being elected president."

"What did Hillary Clinton do when her email was hacked? She asked Donald Trump to build a firewall."

"I lent my cell phone to my cousin, but he kept going to out-of-service areas causing me to receive extra charges on my monthly bill... So I call him and say ""Ay cousin! Stop Roman around!"""

"why was the broom late for work? he overswept!"

"My father just texted that he's been kicked off the roof of a Cleveland casino for grilling hotdogs, if you ever wondered why I am this way."

"I bought a new lock for my bedroom door Wound up getting half off when it didn't work."

"I'm thinking about giving that Call of Duty game a shot, but first I'm gonna try one last time to get past level 4 on Duck Hunt."

"What did the sushi say to the bee? WASABI"

"the word 'freelancer' originally came from medieval knights who would kill evildoers for the king and THEN NOT GET PAID FOR EIGHT MONTHS"