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Joke of the Day
"In Soviet Russia, Russia Soviet."
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"Why did Victoria get fired? I don't know"
"What do smart blondes and UFO's have in common? You hear about them but never see them"
"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Headgear Barbie ...guaranteed to make kids with braces feel better!"
"That bitch... Two necrophiliacs were chatting on the phone. One says to the other,""So how's the girlfriend?"" He replies, ""Eh, the rottin cunt split on me last night."""
"need to find a better way to trick my dog into taking his medication bc the last 2 times he tricked me into taking it"
"There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One muffin says to the other, ""It sure is hot in here"". The other muffin says, ""Yeah like 350, 375""."
"The Shawshank Redemption but it's just me tunneling from my office to the break room so I don't have to talk to my boss."
"Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken."
"My autocorrect just changed ""I'm off"" to ""I'm DTF"" and changed a casual conversation with my boss into an H.R meeting."