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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a blind deer? No-eye-deer. What do you call a blind dead deer? Still no-eye-deer. What do you call two blind deer that died while having sex? Still no-fucking-eye-deer."

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"Spice Girls really missed out when they wouldn't let that girl Pumpkin be in the group"
"What do ducks smoke? Qwack"
"I'm not religious but I'm spiritual, which means I think the mothman prophecy is real and I don't feel bad about shoplifting"
"What did the lesbian vampire say to her girlfriend? ""See ya next month!"""
"Why does the court never make mistakes about rape? Because it's always black on white."
"What does the hippie say when you tell him to get off your couch? Namaste (better to say it aloud)"
"What rock group has 4 men that don't sing? Mount Rushmore"
"Best thing about being a professional bagpiper is.. We get the best blow jobs."
"My girlfriend thinks I'm a pedophile.... Eh but what would she know, I mean she is only three."