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Joke of the Day

"Spice Girls really missed out when they wouldn't let that girl Pumpkin be in the group"

"What do you say when someone asks you to make a fat person leave? ""Piece of cake."""

"Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate his pizza before it was cool"

"For class, my son had to create his own mythological god. He created Chillux, the god of relaxation, whose house is full of hammocks."

"I always close my eyes when I kiss a woman. Experience tells me that if my eyes are open, I get a lot more pepper spray in them."

"Old Navy commercials give us a glimpse of Hell"

"What was the first 3D printer? Your butthole! *** This joke is awesome because it was created by a third grader where I teach."

"Why can't bicycles stand on their own? They are two tired."

"do you have a girlfriend dude? Friend: yeah dude! Me: where is she from? Friend: from a different nation. Me: oh really? Which country? Friend: from imagiNATION."

"I like my women like I like my wings Covered in BBQ sauce"