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Joke of the Day
"What's a pirate's greatest fear on the first date? A sunken chest with no booty."
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"What do you call a guy with 15 rabbits up his arse? Warren."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Butcher ! Butcher who ? Butcher your arms around me !"
"Even though the Miami Dolphins traded down in the draft... They still got the highest pick."
"In bed last night my wife said ""Do you want to try something?"" So we put OJ on the stand."
"Oh stop it! I'm not superficial. I'm just ficial."
"None of the women liked Richard William Soft He's Dick Willy Soft"
"I've got a major hate-over after Hitler's birthday yesterday... Needless to say, things got a little heated."
"What is the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? When you slap a mosquito it stops sucking!"
"It wouldn't be appropriate for me to comment further but that's not going to stop me."