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Joke of the Day
"What did Jesus say to the Eskimos? Many are cold, but few are frozen."
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"[gets kidnapped] Hold up, I forgot my phone charger."
"Bernie Sanders and his supporters. The very people who accused Trump of spreading fascism, bigotry, and racism used those very things to close down the rally in Chicago."
"What was Rihanna's nickname for Chris brown? Beats me."
"Wife said she wasn't going to breadtfeed until after dar.. Sorry baby, today is the start of Mamadan. Edit: a letter"
"Ok everyone enough of your ""family"" time to come back to the internet. We are your real family."
"What do you call somebody with no body and no nose? Nobody knows!"
"Now if you'll excuse me, I have a cape to wear and whoosh noises to make."
"Hey person who wrote ""WASH ME"" on my car, I know it wasn't my car that wrote that. My car doesn't speak English. I'm onto you."
"A panda is the greatest restaurant assassin. It eats shoots and leaves."