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Joke of the Day
"I waited around all morning for the mailman so I could grab his hand through the mail slot."
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"Why do elephants have flat feet? from jumpin' outta palm trees, duh"
"What's the best vegetable to bring to a party? Stephen Hawking"
"Startup idea: Toilet Paper App. Wipe your ass with your actual phone. Reusable."
"I bumped in to the back of a car on the way to work A dwarf got out, absolutely fuming and exclaimed 'I'm not happy!' To which I replied, 'Which one are you then?'"
"Did you hear about that invisible penis? It came out of nowhere..."
"How many Apple users does it take to change a lightbulb? None. Once the bulb goes out, they replace the house."
"Jesus drove a Honda but didn't talk about it. *""For I did not speak of my own Accord""* (John 12:49)"
"I got a Jury Summons today, I'm sending them my Twitter profile to get out of it. Fingers crossed."
"Son : ""Dad, who did I get my intelligence from ?"" Dad : ""It must be from your mother. I still have mine"""