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Joke of the Day

"My dog ate a bunch of Scrabble tiles and now I gotta follow him around the yard because it's his turn"

"Rick Astley will lend you his Pixar collection... But he's never gonna give you Up."

"I support traditional marriage between a man and one of his own ribs."

"What do you call three hundred white guys chasing a black guy? The PGA tour."

"The only way I'm coming to your wedding is if YOU get ME a gift. You just found lifelong love, I think I deserve a blender more than you do."

"What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac spend most of his time doing? Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog."

"An invisible bomb was just invented, what do you call it? A newclear bomb."

"Helen Keller walks into a bar And a table, and a chair"

"I like my women like I like my champagne 13 years old and smashed over the bow of my yacht"

"It's as if none of these people have ever seen a beer hat at the gym before."