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Joke of the Day

"NSFW - Want to hear a dirty Joke? The white horse rolled in the mud. Hiyo. Try the salisbury steak I'll be here all week. (I know its an old one, but it always made me laugh)"

"The world record for enjoying jazz is 48 seconds."

"How can you tell a sex doll is Muslim ? It blows itself up."

"Did you hear about the Chinese godfather? He made them an offer they couldn't understand."

"9 y/o daughter: dad, what's your favourite healthy food? Me: fruits. Your's? 9: Eggs Me: Good 9: like Reese's peanut butter eggs"

"A dung beetle walks into a bar And asks the bartender, ""Is this stool taken?"""

"How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb. Just 2 but makes you wonder how they got inside the bulb"

"What did the Vietnamese architect say to the Chinese post man? CHING CHONG"

"""this has never happened before"" is that a yes or no? ""let me check"" [talks into radio] ""steve can we let a dog on the rollercoaster?"""

"Instead of yelling, I just say ""Caps Lock"" and then speak at a normal volume..."