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Joke of the Day
"Drown that bastard! No mercy! Nana please... this is a baptism."
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"Q: What can save a dying blonde? A: Hair transplants."
"How are Harambe memes keeping up? Cincinnati Zoo keeps trying to shoot them down. Edit: Spelling"
"A new bike company says it has the best wheels in the world. According to their spokesperson."
"""there's nothing sexier than a chick that knows how to work on cars"" Dudes, trying to get us to do that job too."
"What kind of bear is best? One that gets you an oscar"
"If you lost your needle in a haystack then I don't think you were responsible enough to have had a needle in the first place. Needle loser."
"What does an atheist yell during sex? Oh, nothing!"
"What do you call a fat Japanese bloke... Jackie Chin"
"What do you call a bird that lives underground ? A mynah bird !"