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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a bird that lives underground ? A mynah bird !"
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"I lost my laptop on the beach yesterday Now it's a dell, rolling in the deep"
"My girlfriend and I were practicing safe sex... i told her sex with a condom on doesn't usually feel as good. she pulled it off"
"I like my girls like I like my computers... Without Viruses."
"So I was watching gay porn yesterday... And I saw my doppelwanger."
"*Stands at produce aisle *Grabs GIANT zucchini *Holds it high in the air *Yells: Is THIS cucumber big enough for you, honey?!?!?!"
"What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? 'ell if I know!!!"
"[blind date] Her: I'm a Capricorn, which probably tells you way too much about m.. Me: *covers ears with bread rolls*"
"The only thing better than iPad... ...is an iTampon."
"So this morning my fiance rolls over and says ,""honey I think I have a fever this morning."" To which I reply, ""pics or didn't happen."""