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Joke of the Day
"My bike is getting old. I had to retire it."
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"Would you like to go see a meteor shower? What are you some kind of pervert?!?"
"What did the monitor say when it got punched? ""Ouch, that Hertz!"""
"I don't understand why so many people in the south have bad teeth when they try their best to keep everything else straight and white."
"A tombstone that has a scrolling LED marquee of your greatest tweets."
"A nicer way to tell someone their breath stinks is to say ""I'm bored, let's go brush your teeth!"""
"What is a trailer park's favorite game? Twister"
"Military shouldn't hire people named Will."
"If I heard the person in charge of autocorrect on iPhones was that kid who fainted during the 2004 National Spelling Bee, I'd believe it."
"Is it any wonder men have been obsessed with sex since biblical times? After all, Adam was ribbed for his own pleasure"