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Joke of the Day

"So won't Surreal Slim Shady please stand up, please stand dOwN, please RIDE A TRICYCLE THROUGH A DENTISTS WAITING ROOM DRESSED AS A PENGUIN"

"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because seven is a registered six offender."

"When life gives you melons, wear a low cut top."

"What has two wings and a halo? A Chinese phone call."

"A priest a rabbi and a nun walk into a bar. The bartender says, ""What is this, a joke?"""

"What's so difficult about being a camera man in the porn industry? Recording with one hand.."

"What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? On a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside."

"What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh"

"[dont let him know you're a sponge] Waitress: *spills drink on table* GERONIMO *bellyflops on table* SPRAY SOME CLEANER I GOT THIS oh damn"

"[NSFW] I am no gynecologist.... But I know a cunt when I see one"