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Joke of the Day

"What's a Jewish dilemma? Free bacon. Let the downvotes rain down on me."

"My telethon to raise money for starving children in Africa was a huge flop. I didn't know the TV added 10 pounds. Those kids looked fine. :("

"What do you call a parrot wearing a raincoat? Polyunsaturated"

"So, a female friend asked me for my honest, unbiased opinion of her... ...on a scale from 1 to 10. I looked her up and down and said, quickly, ""You're an eight."" I think she peed a little."

"What do rabbis call the leftovers of a circumcision? Debris."

"Why are there no bungalows in France? Because the French have many flaws"

"A first kiss so tentative and awkward, you regret all the time you spent practicing on your beagle. Did I just say that out loud?"

"Why are astronauts successful people ? Because they always go up in the world !"

"I've been seeing some anti-gay humor on this sub lately and wanted to say something: Gay jokes ARE NOT funny. Come on guys."

"I bought a 32ft ruler. For extreme measures."