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Joke of the Day
"I'm 99% sure the plane Harrison Ford was in is from the Amelia Earhart exhibit at the Smithsonian."
Next Joke
"I tried to impress a girl by putting my foot down on the pedal... ..turns out she'd seen a bin open like that before."
"How do you feed a skyscraper? ""Here comes the aeroplane!"""
"I used olive oil for sex last night. Popeye was furious when he found out."
"Just learned the Finnish have a word ""Kalsarikannit"" which means getting drunk alone at home in underwear. Signing immigration forms now."
"""Rapunzel, Rapunzel let down your hair!"" *A long strand of smelly hair falls out the tower* ""Screw this!"""
"What's the difference between a heroine and heroin? One's an object that's easily abused, the other's a drug."
"Being in the friend zone is like being the guy in the band who plays that little triangle."
"What if... ...the U.S. government builds a wall to keep the Americans in?"
"A cubical is a great place to reflect on all the bad decisions you've made in your life"