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Joke of the Day

"I dig, you dig, we dig, he digs, she digs, they dig. It's not a beautiful poem, but it's very deep."

"Does your dog like children? Yes, but he prefers dog food."

"People are so nosy, always asking me what I just injected into their neck. Don't worry about it!"

"I play the triangle in my local reggae band I just stand at the back and ting."

"I never wanted to hug someone as badly as the little old man who just ordered a ""small coffee flavored coffee"" in Starbucks."

"What did the angry man sing when he found his slippers chewed up by the new puppy ? ""I must throw that doggie out the window !""!"

"If you were to look at my search history you might think I was a history buff... ... but in reality I just enjoy masturbating to pictures of Holocaust victims."

"i don't know if that's a burrito in your pocket or if you're happy to see me but at that size i'd be interested in both"

"I will read my horoscope from as many different sources as I need to until I find the one I like"

"Ooo! The morning weather girl... Come on baby, give daddy the five day forecast."