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Joke of the Day
"Housekeeper >I am a wonderful housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house."
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"According to my roommate's diary, I have boundary issues."
"The difference between a tire and a black man... A tire doesnt start to rap when you put chains on it."
"I just discovered the opposite of an orgasm. It was such an anti climax."
"Vegeta truly had his karma come back to him. He got married and had kids."
"Batman prank calls Spider-Man... Batman asks, ""Is uncle Ben home?"" Spider-Man says, ""No! He is at the theater with your parents!"""
"My 6 year old found the duct tape and now nothing in my house moves."
"Formulae for finding the stopping time of a musical object? E=MCHammer... you know what just down vote I don't care any more. _ I'm fed up being gay!"
"[After reading vows] Me: Why are you upset? Her: Me: Was it the Donald- Her: Yes, it was the Donald Duck voice."
"What do you call an old person from Portugal? A portugeeser"