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Joke of the Day
"Why are Dendrochronologists Forever Alone?"
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"A new card game It's called the Star of David. You take out all the cards you don't like, put a star on them, and then you burn them."
"Charles Manson not only got a woman while in prison, but a woman that only wanted him for his body. Screw Tinder, I'm going to prison."
"My coworker was like ""I love kids! Can't finish a whole one by myself though hahaha!"" And I was just like wow I could easily eat like 5."
"Hey, guy who named the mustache Hair lip was available"
"How many German does it take to take down a plane? One. Because he's very efficient and silent while doing it."
"How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? When she starts her sentence with ""A man once told me..."""
"Witty Vachan on Twitter, This is hilarious https://twitter.com/WittyVachan/status/636626830607282176"
"If u love someone and they don't love u back the first thing you need to do is make them a scrapbook with you both in little wedding outfits"
"Blue Guy lives in the blue house, red guy lives in the red house, purple guy lives in the purple house, orange guy... Lives in the White House."