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Joke of the Day

"Why is the term ""genitals"" plural? Do I have another penis I'm not aware of?"

"What does a Blond do every Sunday? Swallow Jesus."

"What is black, white, and red all over? The Ferguson riots"

"5: I cleaned my room. Me: Great! Do you feel good? Sometimes it makes me feel good when I clean something. 5: No. Next time you can do it."

"The joke's not here.... It's in the comments."

"Only three things are infinite The universe, human stupidity, and the winrar trial period."

"What's a cows favorite type of tv show A cows favorite type of tv show is animoo... I'm bad at jokes"

"Dear @MSNBC, if it's something that Twitter told me 6 hours ago, then lets not consider it ""Breaking News"""

"Did you see the story about the missing dolphin? I'd tell you more about it but there's really no porpoise..."

"Chuck Norris did that to Michael Jackson's face."