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Joke of the Day

"Alan Rickman's grave was prepared many days ago... ... They've just been waiting for him to slither-in."

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"*Giving TED talk* Me: *points at guy* sir, reach under your chair! *he does and a mousetrap snaps* Me: trust no one *audience claps*"
"*Hires life coach* ""Ok, the first thing we have to do is get you off this couch and get you moving!"" *Fires life coach*"
"Why is a cow that he jumps? Because he higher and higher. ^(I translated the joke from Dutch, and yeah it's supposed to not make any sense, it just sounds funny, in Dutch at least. :-$)"
"Had Irish 7 coarse meal for lunch today 6 pack and a baked potato. Was delicious!"
"What did one piano say to another? CBA"
"How do you make a flea circus? From scratch."
"Parents, raise your kids well, or they grow up to be like your coworkers."
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