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Joke of the Day

"Alan Rickman's grave was prepared many days ago... ... They've just been waiting for him to slither-in."

"Hate when I'm being chased by a shark and I make it to land, only to find out he's tied to the back of a tiger."

"What soup weighs the most? Wanton soup. I'll leave now."

"Why would Superman have won any race he ran against Roy Roger's dog? Because he was faster than a speeding Bullet ..."

"I am not a weatherman but... you can expect 20 centimetres tonight"

"I hate lying people, they're always in my way to the ocean."

"A woman caught her bald husband trying to steal a wig. She looked at him and whispered ""Honey, what are you doing? We have toupee for that!"""

"What do you call a female comedian? not funny"

"40% of North American teens can't even find ISIS on a map. Talk about ignorant"

"All mushrooms are edible... Some you can only eat once."