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Joke of the Day
"On a scale of newlyweds to married 25 years, how willing are you to admit I'm right?"
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"If Hilary and Trump are stranded on a raft in the ocean, who survives? America. America survives."
"A friend and I saw a man killed at the canned goods factory... It was a jarring experience."
"why do i love bananas so much? they have a peel"
"Bruce Jenner's Gender. . . Is turning into a real Brucehaha"
"My GF called me ""behind the times"" today. I got so upset, I paused the VCR, paged my friends & asked them to fax me their best advice."
"""Describe yourself in three words"" ""Lazy"""
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"A fish swims into a wall. It says damn!"
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