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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a new wife and a new dog? After a year, the dog is still excited to see you."

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"Which of the Knights of the Round Table actually created the round table? Circumference."
"My wife's fanny smells like roses.. But rose's is tighter."
"I can't help but notice that the Ninja Turtles never wash their hands before eating pizza in the sewer."
"One difference between Men & Women is nicknames. Woman: This is Michelle, we call her Shelly Man: This is Johnny, we call him Long Nuts"
"Why can't you fart in an apple car? It doesn't have windows."
"What does daenerys give to tyrion? A hand job"
"Why shouldn't you play American football with feminists? Because they'll constantly shift the goal posts."
"""I'm so sorry"" ""No, I'm really sorry"" ""No, I'm even sorrier than you"" ""No, I'm the sorriest ever!"" *mutual hug* -Canadian rap battle"
"Officer- I'm giving you a ticket for your speed Me- That's heroin Officer-... Me- Want some? Officer-... Me- Oooh, shiny handcuffs"