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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a new wife and a new dog? After a year, the dog is still excited to see you."

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"What's similar between you mom and a bottle of Tide detergent? They can both take about 65 loads."
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"I don't have bad posture, my body's just sad."
"What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable ? The wheelchair"
"At first I was angry... ...when all my friends began collecting stamps after I started. But then I remembered: imitation is the sincerest form of philately."
"What did the neckbeard say to the mosquito? M'laria"
"Should crematoriums give discounts for burn victims?"
"You know what they say about big hands... Big clock."
"Nana's house is getting real bad, you can't swing a dead cat without hitting another dead cat."
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