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Joke of the Day

"""Ride or die"" seems a bit dramatic. I'm looking for a ""ride or maybe go our separate ways if things aren't working out."""

"I heard there's a new Bread simulator game on Steam.. It's a great game if you're just loafing around."

"My favorite extreme sport is riding the passenger seat while my wife drives"

"I asked my friend if you could meet anyone living or dead, who would you choose? He said, ""Donald Trump, dead."""

"What do you call a cow that has given birth? ..... Decalfinated."

"A redditor discovers that the world will end in 23 hours... The news never even got to report on it."

"Bill Cosby is a lot like Freddy Kruger. They both come in your nightmares."

"Never treat a lady like an object It hates that"

"What did one crab say to the other? ""Damn this bitch is nasty!"""

"Did you know ""bathtub"" backwards is still ""bathtub""? It's not, but for a second there you believed me."