145306

Joke of the Day

"What do pelicans eat? Anything that fits the bill."

"Now that Harriet Tubman is on the $20... Is it only worth $12?"

"What ethnicity is Santa? North Poleish"

"NASA confirms, life found on mars."

"As I get older, more and more of my Christmas wish list is just stuff I need from the grocery store."

"Tell the guy at the first drive-thru window that you want the guy at the second window to throw your food into the car without you stopping."

"Teacher: Tomorrow There Will Be a Lecture On SUN.. student: I Will Not Be Able To Attend It Teacher: Why? student: My Mother Will Not Allow Me To Go So Far..:-)"

"Q: What is the difference between a banjo and a chain saw? A: A chain saw has a dynamic range."

"You hang up ""No, you hang up"" You hang up first! - Bats going to bed"

"Ugh I completely forgot to do something with my life."