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Joke of the Day

"Two cows are standing in a field. The first cow says, ""hey, I'm really worried about this mad cow disease going around"". The second cow says, ""I don't care, I'm a submarine!""."

"i wonder if... a receptionist at a sperm bank ever says ""thanks for coming"""

"Did you hear about the gay magician? He disappeared with a poof."

"""I'll be back!"" -boomerangs -and herpes"

"Good thing some people show their bare chest in their profile pic, otherwise we wouldn't have known they had a torso."

"My buddy has tried to stop speaking in such a deep southern accent he's going through withdrawls"

"My girlfriend says penis size shouldn't matter in a healthy and loving relationship. I still wish she didn't have one. &nbsp; EDIT: to draw attention to new Gender Studies section in comments."

"How many therapists does it take to change a light bulb? One, but the light bulb must want to change."

"*opens drawer* huh, I don't remember this shirt being pink. OMG...did he...did he do laundry? *slowly opens 2nd drawer* -Law & Order sound"

"My friend lives in Colorado and told me he wanted to start growing weed on his cow farm. I told him it wasn't a good idea. The steaks would be too high."