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Joke of the Day
"How do they cook a turkey in Russia? They nuke it. OR In Soviet Russia, Turkey fires you!"
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"He died doing what he loved: meeting people on Craigslist to buy furniture."
"How many boring guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? One"
"ME: someone stole my credit card number BANK: why would they spend $187 at a hot dog stand? ME: [hangs head in shame] that wasn't them"
"Watching CNN for news is like watching ""Patch Adams"" for medical advice."
"There have been many time in 2010, when I have annoyed you, disturbed you, irritated you, bugged you... today I just wanna tell you... I plan to continue in 2011!"
"As it turns out you cannot recharge your cell plugging it in to an electric eel. I'm just glad this aquarium had a paramedic on duty."
"Great news insomniacs! Only 12 sleeps til Christmas."
"I'm starting to regret my ""2015 FOREVER"" tattoo."
"I've just been charged with stocking a chicken. I'm hoping to get it reduced."