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Joke of the Day
"I may make a lot of typos when I text, but in my defense, I do have to look at the road sometimes."
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"I'm the first to review a series of roads that have no left turns ... ... it's alright."
"When I was single my old Aunt used to come up to me at family weddings And poke me in the ribs and say, ""you're next."" she stopped after I did the same to her at a funeral."
"the worst part about being vegan is having to get up early to milk the almonds"
"saw a chameleon today So it's safe to say it was a pretty shit chameleon"
"""Opportunity may knock once, but temptation bangs on your front door forever."""
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Button ! Button who ? Button in is not polite !"
"Roses are Dead, Violets are Dead I am a bad gardener"
"Last year's Christmas pudding was so awful I threw it in the ocean. That's probably why the ocean's full of currants!"
"Man A: Would you suck my cock if I cleaned it? Man B: No.. Man A: You dirty cocksucker!!!"