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Joke of the Day
"Roses are Dead, Violets are Dead I am a bad gardener"
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"""Darling, your teeth are like stars."" ""So yellow and so far apart..."""
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"What Do You Call A Rainy Spelling Bee? Alphabet Soup."
"I once took out the trash for four straight months Then we broke up."
"What Do You Call a Bearded Man Whose Idea of Paradise is 72 Virgins? Richard Branson."
"God *up on a chair, shrieking*: GET IT GET IT Mrs God: You know they're more afraid of you than you are of them *gently sweeps man outside*"
"It remains a puzzle... ...why a bra is singular and panties are plural."
"Why are Canadians atheist? Because they are Eh-theists."
"What time does the funny stuff start around here? I can come back..."