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Joke of the Day
"I like my steak just how i like ISIS... DEAD"
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"1) put away your phone. 2 isn't that better? 3) take out your phone again. 4) isn't that better?"
"Why would Helen Keller be a terrible driver? She's dead."
"My medical insurance plan is so bad that I'm not allowed to see my doctor. He just reads my Twitter and adjusts my medications."
"a quadruple amputee is waiting at the bus stop.The bus pulls up.Driver says ""alright John how you getting on today?"""
"*wears shoulder pads for the angel and devil on my shoulders *pimps their ride"
"Turkey; you are approching to our border! Russia;cyka -stay out of our border! -blyat https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CUkGFOhWsAAKvkB.png"
"Yarrrr! What's a pirrrate's favorite letterrr? ""R?"" NOOO!!! It's the Sea!!!"
"What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water? Bob"
"boyfriend jeans are over. in 2017 its all about wearing your boyfriend's dog's jeans"