27388
Joke of the Day
"I like my steak just how i like ISIS... DEAD"
Next Joke
"Damn girl , are you a TV ?? Because you got all eyes on you !"
"Don't drink and drive. Unless you can totally handle it and people need to relax because you're fine."
"I accidentally jerked off to a picture of my mom this morning... I mean its really not my fault though, most babies look alike."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Chile ! Chile who? Chile out tonight !"
"Just like my refrigerator... I open Reddit, just to be disappointed and close it."
"Two Guys Peeing off a bridge- One guy looks over at the other- ""Man, This water is Cold! ""Yeah...It's deep, Too-"
"""Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free."" ""Some, I assume, are good people"""
"""Babe I'm ready for bed"" ""Why so early its the weekend?"" [background] ""Next up Channel 6 News reveals Ashley Madison's local business men"""
"Donald Trump has just announced his candidacy for president Sorry for putting the punchline in the title."