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Joke of the Day
"What kind of country has a clown problem? The same one that has 2 clowns running for president!"
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"I got arrested for having sex in a park. Luckily, I know some guys so I only got away with necrophilia."
"Unless you are a pregnancy test, take your negativity somewhere else."
"Once I posed naked for a Magazine. But I think the Newsagent would have preferred money"
"Premature ejaculators are like Christians They are all waiting for resurrection and second coming."
"My girlfriend has her very own Indian name.... Running Late."
"Someone once told me that nothing rhymes with orange ... I said, ""no it doesn't...."""
"I unplugged my carbon monoxide detector from the wall today All that beeping was giving me headaches and making me feel nauseous"
"HUSBAND: When I get mad at you, you never fight back.How do you control your anger? WIFE : I clean the toilet.... HUSBAND:How does that help ? WIFE : I use your toothbrush."
"The one thing you can get your dog to do that your wife won't Come"