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Joke of the Day

"My cat ate her breakfast then vomited it all up. I'm a little worried about her health but she does look awesome in a bikini."

"Why didn't the blond want to use her phone while using the bathroom? She was afraid someone would steal her IP address."

"What did the cork say to the bottle? If you don't behave yourself, I'll plug you."

"I went to China and couldn't find a single Catholic church... I guess they must have heard about the ""One-child only"" policy"

"Bulls from all over India sent a petition to SC asking it to classify them as 'Jallikatu Bulls'."

"On the topic of George Michael... I guess you could say it was his ""Last Christmas"". Too soon?"

"Call out to CAN_ZIGZAG: what do they call it when a mechanic frees up a stuck gearshift? Manumission"

"You didn't like it. I was gunna tell u a joke about my time machine"

"A Clinton is running for POTUS, a Jurassic Park movie dominated the summer box office, and they found a knife on OJ's property. It's 1994."

"Did you know there are two different types of people in the world? Boys and girls."