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Joke of the Day
"Which race is the most racist? The human one."
Next Joke
"Did you dream of me, baby? -Are you a swimming pool full of Lucky Charms & milk? No, silly. -Then no."
"WISE MAN #1: I brought gold for the babe WISE MAN #2: frankincense WISE MAN #3: myrrh ME: *pulls out Chili's gift card* I hate you guys"
"Whats the opposite of feminism? Common sense"
"Why did the Arabic man ask for her hand in marriage? Because she stole his heart"
"My grandma was so poor she only left me recipes for pasta dishes in her will, you could say she was my.. *golf swings* Pennefactor."
"On sex, Confucius say: ""Couple who have sex on side of hill, not level"""
"I got up early to watch the sunrise And then it dawned on me."
"I just swapped our bed for a trampoline My wife hit the roof!"
"What idiot named it prozac instead of sadvil"