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Joke of the Day

"Wanted to respond with ""Perfect!"" but accidentally sent ""Pervert!"" That's my cue to leave. And sorry, Steve, you're probably not a pervert."

"Native Americans are the most successful strippers. Cause when they dance, they make it rain!"

"What is dementia? I forget"

"So i worked at the USPS...I'm apparently not the ""man"" for the..... the sub its named for."

"Did you hear about the man in the electric chair who asked the executioner to reverse the charges ?"

"I was going to do a Liam Neeson joke, but I feel like the best ones have already been taken."

"My grandfather told me this one.. You need to try everything in life at least once except three things: incest, heroin and folk dance."

"There once was a frenchman Yvon was his name, exploring the world he dreamed was his fame, but... He's fucking retarded."

"Why could Thor's daughter never try anal? Because her father was an Ass-guardian. Ba dum tussss.."

"Its so cold In Massachusetts I just seen a democrat with his hands in his own pockets! ;)"