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Joke of the Day

"What did the monster say when he saw a rush hour train full of passengers? Oh good! A chew chew train!"

"I was really pissed at my boyfriend for not calling me all day. Then I remembered he's imaginary. So I'm good."

"I think it's cute how my bankruptcy attorney thinks I'm going to pay him!"

"if girl is in love - Her parent Ask: Who is that Idiot..? If Boy is in love - His parent Ask: Idiot, Who is that Girl..? Moral :: No matter who ever is in love... Boys Are Always Idiot :P (LOL)"

"Why did the bike fall down? It was two tired"

"What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the evening and 6 legs at night? I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help..."

"Civil War Jokes you say? I General Lee don't find them funny"

"Enviromentalists:""How can we stop the rising oceans Me (understands displacement but not enviromentalism):""Pull all those big whales out."

"I won the local hot dog eating contest and didn't even know I was competing."

"What do you call a pompous Hobbit? Bilbo Braggins"