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Joke of the Day
"What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved."
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"What's the best part about dating a homeless chick ? You can drop her off anywhere"
"""You'll never see him coming!"" - Quote by Stevie Wonder"
"Did you hear about the wave of arrests of Mexican immigrants for theft and rape? Many suspect that the charges are *trumped* up."
"What kind of music do chiropractors listen to? Hip-pop."
"elevator operator my career as an elevator operator was very up and down."
"That awkward moment when you gently throw your phone onto your bed and it decides to bounce off 3 walls, hit a lamp, and kill your mum."
"Why does math class teach kids about Japan, Germany, and Italy? Because they learn about the x-axis."
"How do you have phone sex over a telegraph line? Oh baby, don't stop. STOP."
"What's the difference between a lentil and a chickpea? I wouldn't pay 200 to let a lentil in my mouth."