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Joke of the Day
"How do you know if a homeless person has a girlfriend? His clean fingers."
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"Friend: [rubs my shoulder] Aw, honey, your life isn't over. It's just beginning! Me: *sobs even harder"
"This gay guy I met was named Cinnamon(synonym) Now my ass is thesaurus"
"Whats the difference between a snowman and a snow woman? SNOWBALLS!!!!"
"What did zero say to eight? Nice belt."
"They shouldn't be called Alligators they should be called AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHlligators! I made this one myself."
"Why don't they give hurricanes epic names like cyclone of doom or the fate fairy instead of frikken Sandy...."
"What 2 books do white American boys enjoy reading on their way to school? The Catcher in the Rye and Cooking For Dummies."
"Q: What do you call a blind dinosaur? A: An Idontthinkhesaurus."
"A depressed Storm Trooper goes to the bar for some jager shots. He goes home sober."