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Joke of the Day

"The amount of people that shout ""Boo!"" to their friends has risen by 85%. That's a frightening statistic."

"Me + + Loud Music = Wildly dancing like no one ever imagined."

"When are minorities not minorities? When you look at crime statistics."

"How do you know that the Invisible Man doesn't have any children? Because he's not apparent."

"I had to make a difficult decision when arrested at the border on the way to Mecca... I was caught between Iraq and a Hajj place."

"Just got back from my wild New Years Eve outing and shoveled my parents sidewalks. 'Cause that's the way middle-aged white guys roll. Yo."

"I found a website with guaranteed real virgins [NSFW] [www.9gag.com](http://9gag.com)"

"So if you help Jack get on the horse... do you help Jack off the horse?"

"How did Harry Potter get down the mountain? Running!... JK, Rowling."

"Why does the leprechaun laughs when it runs? Because the grass tickles its balls"