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Joke of the Day

"Is #GoHomeIndianMedia really trending? Can we respond with #NoPleaseYouKeepThem or #OkFineWhereElseCanWeSendThem"

"An Irish guy in front of me said, ""Whale-oil beef-hooked"" I don't know what any of that has to do with forgetting your passport.."

"Who the hell does that in a sock?!? *squishes out of the room*"

"There are two types of people in this world: people who pee in the shower and liars."

"""Be patient."" - Mr Miyagi telling Daniel how to bang a nurse"

"If Jesus was on a penny they would call it a JC Penny I get sad every time I look in a mirror"

"Mind Blown. Girls=Time and Money Because Time=Money Girls=Money (squared) Since Money is the root of all evil square root the squared Money Therefore Girls=Root of all evil"

"The world is becoming too politically correct You can't even say black paint anymore, instead you have to say ""Lamar can you please paint the fence""."

"The meaning of the word ""Poor"" Poor (noun) = When you have too much month at the end of your money"

"What's the last thing that goes through a bug's mind when it hits your windshield? It's ass"