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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a female mushroom who happens to be a killjoy? antifungal"
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"What do you call a rising poll? Upvote"
"I told my girlfriend I wanted some new pussy. She told me to grow an inch."
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"So funny how ""go to sleep"" and ""do parkour"" sound exactly the same to kids."
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"A local radio station was finishing up a competition and the woman said she was ""racking up the tally"" I guess that makes her a **tallyracker**."