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Joke of the Day
"Why are there so few Christians on 4chan? Because religious people don't like faggots"
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"How do we know Andy Taylor never had grandchildren? Because Opie is faggot"
"My girlfriend dreamt that I slept with her friend... So I tried to reassure her. I said, ""Baby. Please. That's crazy - I have never slept with your friend. Trust me, you've never even met the girl""."
"Today marks a full year of keeping the baby alive. Now I want a goldfish"
"So a baby seal walks into a club..."
"Forgot my wallet at home & filled up at the gas station so I have to leave some collateral. Not leaving my phone there so 4 year old it is."
"What's worse than being uncomfortable at the hospital? Being made comfortable."
"Just received an invitation to the local nudists club... I though why not, I've got nothing on."
"Why does Stephen Hawking do one-liners? Because he can't do stand up."
"What is it called when you get sick from gaming on the internet? YouTuberculosis."