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Joke of the Day
"What's worse than being uncomfortable at the hospital? Being made comfortable."
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"what is 50 feet long and only has 3 teeth? The funnel cake line at the Arkansas state fair."
"What do you call a jewish pokemon trainer? Ash"
"Interviewer:Do you have time for a question? A: Yes...but...do...you...have...time...for...my...answer?"
"Apparently my twitter session today has lasted 12 hours. I don't even miss my life anymore"
"What do you call a smart chromosome? A gene-ius"
"Teacher: ""When was Rome built?"" Pupil: ""At night."" Teacher: ""Why did you say that?"" Pupil: ""Because my dad always says that Rome wasn't built in a day!"""
"What to you call a russian with 3 Bollocks? Hudyaget Dat-Bollocov"
"What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants? One's a crusty bus station, and one's a busty crustacean."
"I don't have a summer home, but I do have several different email addresses."