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Joke of the Day
"This joke's offensive to the blind and deaf. But how would they know?"
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"It's true, basic white girls don't poop You need to pay for a more advanced model for those features."
"Whats the difference between a White lie and a Black lie? Half to none of the time."
"My ex wife recently told me I run away from my problems. Apparently not far enough."
"There was once a Roman who ate his girlfriend. He was gladiator."
"I just made up a new word Derpflarp"
"Mexican Word of the Day: Canoli I canoli jack off with one hand at a time."
"My mother is displeased with me. In other shocking news, water is wet and the sun is bright."
"What do spinach and anal sex have in common? If you were forced to have it as a child, you probably won't like it as an adult."
"I tossed a quarter at my girlfriend... ""Ouch, that hit me in the head!"" I look back and reply, ""good, maybe that'll knock some cents into you"" I'll see myself out."