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Joke of the Day
"Apple vs Windows If apple made a car would it have windows?"
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"Prostate Exam The worst part about getting a prostate exam is the embarrassment of getting an erection -- especially when they find out I'm not a doctor."
"Marathons should keep going until only one person hasn't shit themselves and that person should be the winner."
"Call a beautiful women, beautiful she will never remember Call a Fat Women Fat and She will never forget, because elephants never forget"
"Why do flies hate the shower? Because the only thing to eat is shampoo."
"A man walks into a bar... A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says: ""A beer please, and one for the road."""
"How many? How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, but I have no idea how they got in there."
"THIS JUST IN!!!!! Corduroy pillows are making headlines........."
"eer booze and fun!' 'WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible."
"If you stand by and watch someone wreck their life, you're part of the problem And yet we all still go to weddings for the open bar"