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Joke of the Day
"Where did Suzie go after the bombing? Everywhere"
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"What does the chicken says to the other chicken? Nothing."
"Shark Week is just a holiday invented by the underwater camera industry."
"Did you hear about the cabriolet driver who caused a fatal accident? He was driving roof-less."
"What did one orphan say to the other? Robin, get in the Batmobile."
"My favorite thing about parties at an unknown house is definitely having to dry my hands in the bathroom with a stranger's wet bath towel"
"Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis."
"Thin eyeliner today. *left one goes fatter *right one goes fatter *left one goes fatter *right one goes fatter *covers entire face."
"I go hours without using the restroom just so I can let out a huge orgasmic moan when I start to pee & scare other women in the ladies room."
"Q: What do you call a man who inherits a dairy? A: A Dairy Heir."