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Joke of the Day
"a gun is like a blow up doll You get off when you use it .... except it can kill someone."
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"How do you catch a bear? First, dig a large bear-sized hole. Then, burn up some paper and fill the hole with ash. Lastly, kick the bear in the ash-hole."
"What does a West Virginia couple do on Halloween? They pump kin."
"[hospital] ""I'm afraid it's bad news. Your husband will never walk again"" ""Oh God, he's paralysed?"" ""No, someone's bought him rollerblades"""
"What do your child and your dick have in common? If you don't beat it enough, it'll start standing up for itself in public."
"Eat, Pray, Smoke Weed, Eat, Eat, Eat, Eat, Eat, Eat, Love."
"""The world needs an arbiter of good taste and common sense, and I am fully qualified for that job."" - every living human"
"Mathematicians have found a new, advanced strand of Ebola... called Hyper-bola I'm sorry :("
"What's a penguins favorite relative? His Aunt Artica!"
"What did the Israelite say to the american when offering him a drink? ""Here, try this, Israeli refreshing!"""