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Joke of the Day
"Today is the last Cinco De Mayo If Trump wins the election"
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"What happens when a linguist gets sick? Plosive diarrhea"
"*tree falls in forest, quickly stands up and looks around to see if anybody heard it, brushes self off*"
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"When someone says ""everything happens for a reason,"" I stab them and laugh, just so they know I understand."
"Gaining Weight? ...It's a piece of cake!"
"Two man are walking across a bridge. One of them fell... The other was called Bob"