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Joke of the Day

"Two gay guys are going on vacation... ...the night before they are to leave, one gay guy says to the other, ""Hey man, can I pack your shit?"""

"On the holidays I got quite drunk and being responsible decided to take a taxi home It's still in my backyard what do you guys think I should do with it?"

"Husband Call to her Wife from Hell.... A man in Hell asked Devil: Can I make a call to my Wife? After making call he asked How much pay... Devil: Nothing, hell to hell is free... :-)"

"Classics I have a dream that one day my mum will understand that online games can't be paused."

"I just got back from the doctors.. And he said I should stop masturbating. I asked ""why?"" and he said ""because I'm trying to examine you""."

"Me: oh hi! Did you come over because I'm sad? How do you always know when I need you? Cat: get me my damn jingle mouse. Me: I love you too"

"Whatever you do, always give 100% Unless you're donating blood"

"If farting was a mechanism to flag my territory, I would rule the world."

"Hey girl, are you my math homework? Because I want to do you on the table"

"How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat the room because it's black."