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Joke of the Day
"Twitter's original name was ""Sentence Contest"""
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"I don't know when but there was a moment in my life when food changed from friend to lover."
"""Is that your dog?"" ""No, actually she's adopted... we were unable to conceive a dog naturally ourselves"""
"What's the difference between frat guys and dogs? A dog has a better understanding of no."
"[boss's office] I'm tired of staff that think they know everything! Do you know what I mean, Murray? ""No, sir"" I like your style, Murray."
"What's so bad about being a dick? Your closest mates are 2 nuts and an ass hole your master covers you in a plastic bag And every time you get excited you spew."
"How do you know you're at a gay barbecue? The hot dogs taste like ass."
"What's the difference between a large pizza and a black man? The large pizza can feed a family of four."
"I was the photographer at a vegan wedding this weekend They kept getting mad when I told them to say cheese."
"In Hinduism, cows are sacred, are to be revered and certainly should not be eaten. However, the Christians eat Jesus' corpse."