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Joke of the Day
"Why did Elon Musk's wife leave him? she asked for sex and got S3X instead."
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"If you don't think of 50 different ways to murder your boss every morning on your drive to work you're probably the boss"
"me: ""why was she called the little mermaid, she was 5ft7?"" therapist: ""i meant anything bothering you about your marriage keith"""
"Why did the condom fly across the room? It was pissed off"
"What kind of underwear do the GI Joes wear? None, they go commando."
"Why is Peter Pan on the No-Fly list? Whenever he boards a plane it neverlands"
"I've never been carded at a Forever 21."
"Telemarketer: Good afternoon, Sir. Me: Do you walk with a limp? Telemarketer: No. Me: Want to? Telemarketer: Thank you for your time."
"How can you tell when Halloween is coming too soon? The sight of premature Ejack-o-lanterns in the neighborhood. I'm a Dad so this joke is OK"
"What's the similarities between Las Vegas and Manchester? You can pay for the prostitutes using chips"