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Joke of the Day
"I've never been carded at a Forever 21."
Next Joke
"A frustrated doctor walks into a bar The bar tender asks, why are you fuming The doctor responds,""I DONT HAVE ENOUGH PATIENCE"""
"The barber in my neighborhood just got arrested for selling drugs. I've been a customer of his for 4 years, and I never knew he was a barber."
"How does a gay male take off his condom? He farts."
"One guy says to another, ""I feel like a million bucks!"" And the other guy says, ""Me, too! But how can we get it?"" Title."
"two elephants and a drum kit fall of a cliff... badum-dum-tish"
"Hey girl, are you a grape? Because you are raisin my dick"
"Why are New Yorkers so depressed?? Because the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey."
"Hey brotherrrr (by Avicii) There's an endless road to be disMOTHERed! Lmao"
"My Girlfriend wanted me to give her anal. I said fuck that shit."